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Re: The Joke Thread
The funniest and wittiest answers 2006
3. An engineer named John once walked into a technical and computer store. He walked up to one og the employees and asked for a u-tube.
Unfortunately, the guy belonged to the computer department, and just returned from the repository. Passing by, the employee said: "Sorry sir, I'm afraid we're out of video platforms!"
2. A high school student sits in class, the teacher enters, the students stand up... ...and all of that procedure.
The teacher said: "This term's topic is going to be all about bionic architecture. Today, we will concentrate on craters."
The student calls out without putting his hands up: "Now what on earth does that have to do with geography?"
The teacher answers: "Repeat that question, and then write me a fivehundred word essay on how you managed to answer that same question yourself before you even finished asking it!"
AND THE FUNNIEST OF ALL:
1. A woman named Ivory Jones called the teleshopping channel which her ex-husband moderated, came through and yelled into the speaker: "You're a bastard, John!" Then, she hung up.
"Ah, yes," answered the moderator, "and you're a f*ckin b*tch with no hobbies and a sl*t as a mother!"
He better shouldn't have, because, apart from Ivory not even hearing his messenge, he was also fired the day after. |