UltimateZero

Replying to myself here really quick...

Apparently when I went into the nVidia Control Panel, an messed with the
Output Settings, I apparently managed to increase my resolution by changing
the output from 430i, or something like that. It's now at 1080p... XD It's
funny, I didn't even know my TV supported that. Of course, now I can't see
any text on the screen, so I turned on the Magnifier, and I'm going to try
using the increased text size from the Ease of Use options, to see if that
fixes anything.

Thank you very much for your help! And, being curious, I'd still love to
hear any bright ideas about why Safe Mode displays 800x600x32, but Normal
Mode doesn't :P