The Joke Thread

[Joan Archer]

Oh Norm that was funny, wonder if he's feeling the cold

[echrada]

People from our company

[Joan Archer]

I like that lot echrada, I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of the boss

[NormCameron]

echrada
Loved the post Lmao

[sassofalco]

  Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer

Oh Norm that was funny, wonder if he's feeling the cold

You betcha Joan!!

His thermostatic indicator will be snapped-up so, so closed, he'll need tweezers and string to re-engage.....and a blowtorch to re-activate!

[garysgold]

LMAO.

Love the van.
I've shoveled my share of snow, but I can honestly say I was never attired like that.

Echrada, I think I've worked with a few of those people. Definitely the Boss and his wife.

Gary

[echrada]

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I
born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway!
Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


'You got Male!'

[sassofalco]

  Quote: Originally Posted by echrada

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I
born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway!
Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


'You got Male!'

.....so now sit back and wait for every virus known!

[NormCameron]

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and now he's looking for work.'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we took a lung out of one person, put it in another, and he's now looking for work. The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we took half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and both of them are looking for work.


An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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[Joan Archer]

Rofl