The Joke Thread

[Fastboy42]

Quote:

• A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

What are you trying to say? Am I supposed to like the look of cows?

[Dwarf]

  Quote: Originally Posted by Fastboy42

Quote:

• A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

What are you trying to say? Am I supposed to like the look of cows?

Whatever takes your fancy, each to us own and all that. I suppose that if you don't find the one on the left attractive, you could always go for the one on the right!

[Fastboy42]

  Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf

  Quote: Originally Posted by Fastboy42

Quote:

• A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

What are you trying to say? Am I supposed to like the look of cows?

Whatever takes your fancy, each to us own and all that. I suppose that if you don't find the one on the left attractive, you could always go for the one on the right!

Funny

[Dwarf]

I have nothing to say!

[Fastboy42]

Hey Dwarf,
How come I don't see you round here that often. Are you over at the seven forums?

[Dwarf]

I try to spread myself around a bit.

And no, this is NOT me (contrary to popular belief)!

[KV43]

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'


I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?



'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric, the little bastard

[pacinitaly]

  Quote: Originally Posted by KV43

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'


I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?



'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric, the little bastard

[archie123]

remeber the guy who tried to pay a bill with a spider drawing? hilarious emails that circulated the globe.........

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

well hes back again.........

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[Fastboy42]

LOL Funny