No headache needed: 46% of women choose Internet over sex

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No headache needed: 46% of women choose Internet over sex

"According to new survey results from Intel, women are more likely than men to willingly sacrifice sex for two weeks than risk losing Internet access for that long. And you thought headaches were a problem."
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:party::party::devil:
 

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All we need now is an internet cafe that sells paracetimal.
Both problems solved at once:).
 

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Now those poor dear Blondes are really going to be soooooo utterly confused;

"Say Darling! How'd you like to sit on my Laptop for an hour or so?:devil:"
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Edit 2..

OK. So, 46% of Women, for a two week period would - "Not tonight Dear, I'd rather Blog!":(

Hey wait a minute!! That means that 54% would - "Tonight's the night Dear, I'd rather Snog!":party::D:party::eek:

So when does this two week period start, and where are all these lovelies?:p


 
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sassofalco said:
Now those poor dear Blondes are really going to be soooooo utterly confused;

"Say Darling! How'd you like to sit on my Laptop for an hour or so?:devil:"
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Edit 2..

OK. So, 46% of Women, for a two week period would - "Not tonight Dear, I'd rather Blog!":(

Hey wait a minute!! That means that 54% would - "Tonight's the night Dear, I'd rather Snog!":party::D:party::eek:

So when does this two week period start, and where are all these lovelies?:p
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A confused Blonde??:zip:

I thought that was just being Blonde!

Would she look like this? (Only Blonder)

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Only .5% of all blondes are real blondes so that theory goes to hell in a handcart.

A Blonde's year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!
 

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echrada said:
only .5% of all blondes are real blondes so that theory goes to hell in a handcart.

A blonde's year.

January - took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

april - trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - tried to make kool-aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - the capital of california is "c".....isn't it???

October - hate m & m's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!

December - couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!
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lol.
 

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........and how can you tell when a Scotsman has married a Blonde?:huh:

It's the zippers, sewn in the front of his kilts, that are the giveaway!!:D




echrada, that's the most original list I've ever seen on B*****s! I got belly-ache..
 
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echrada said:
Only .5% of all blondes are real blondes so that theory goes to hell in a handcart.

A Blonde's year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!
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LMAO. You in SOOO much trouble now. The Ladies Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Blondes is gonna get you - big time.
 

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Can't wait!:devil:
 

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This Blonde gets on the London to Paris flight from Heathrow, heads for the First Class area and settles in for the flight.

The Hostess explains to her that she has an Economy Class ticket, is not entitled to a First Class seat and needs to move to the rear of the plane. The Blonde refuses.

The Hostess gets her boss, who explains that as an economy class ticket holder she cannot travel first class and would she please move to the economy class at the rear of the plane. The Blonde refuses to move.

The Pilot hears the commotion and says to the Hostess "Don't worry, I'll move her"

He whispers in the Blondes ear. She leaps up and rushes to the rear of the plane.

"What did you say?" asked the Hostess.

"Oh" said the Pilot " I told her the economy class was the Paris section, and that the front half of the plane was going to Birmingham!"

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Correction. In this age of sex-equality (and political correctness), the group mentioned by Norm is only partially correct. Its full title is:
The Ladies (and Laddies) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty (and other misdemeanors) to Blondes (and persons of other hair colours and styles, including the follically-challenged).
 

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Dwarf said:
Correction. In this age of sex-equality (and political correctness), the group mentioned by Norm is only partially correct. Its full title is:
The Ladies (and Laddies) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty (and other misdemeanors) to Blondes (and persons of other hair colours and styles, including the follically-challenged).
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I stand corrected. I do like to be politically correct, and, unlike Echrada, I am reluctant to have the wrath of that mighty organisation heaped upon my head.
 

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I'd seen that blonde's year joke a while back, but it still made me laugh. I've never been a blond though just mousy brown tinged with grey now but red in my youth ;)
As for being politically correct, sorry to old for that rubbish not going to change now :p
 

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Dwarf said:
Its full title is:
The Ladies (and Laddies) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty (and other misdemeanors) to Blondes (and persons of other hair colours and styles, including the follically-challenged).
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Aw........ come on Dwarf! You're kidding!? You are aren't you??:shock: Give me the name of one, just one Blonde who would be able to remember the name of the Society, let alone write it out!!!:sarc:
 

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I quite agree. Most blondes have enough difficulty in remembering their own name, or indeed the colour of their hair when looking at themselves in a mirror, let alone the name of a society to which they belong, even if they happen to be the chairperson of said society.
 

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If they are going to come after me, I better make it worthwhile!

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
 

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:D I like that one echrada :cool:
 

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echrada said:
If they are going to come after me, I better make it worthwhile!

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
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"Please Sir, can I have some more?.......Can I have a sack of potatoes?":p

Apologies to Mr. Charles Dickens and Master Oliver.
 

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