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    does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Why is it when you buy a nice set of new blades for your razor you can use each one for a couple of weeks before it starts to get blunt , BUT , your wife only needs to use a new razor ONCE to shave her legs and its blunt to the point of being dangerous! (and she will completely deny ever using it because "i have my own")

    What is it with their leg hair!? Am i the only one? I have lived with 2 women in my time and both were the same , so im assuming its not just my wife's "bionic" leg hair.

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Sorry archie can't help you there never having had leg hair so never had to shave it

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    That is why you need to hide your stuff that you don't want them to use.

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    my main question was , why does it do so much damage to a razor??

    Oh and ive tried hiding things from the wife............never been able to manage it , if we lived in a 14 bedroom mansion and not a 3 bedroomed semi things might be easier to stash away

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Quote Originally Posted by archie123 View Post
    my main question was , why does it do so much damage to a razor??

    Oh and ive tried hiding things from the wife............never been able to manage it , if we lived in a 14 bedroom mansion and not a 3 bedroomed semi things might be easier to stash away
    the same reason your blade needs changing every fortnight, hairs get tougher the more you shave them, ive cut my fingers with my stubble. but thats just me, your wifes hair is as tough as my facial hair then you will need to change it everyday.

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    ive been shaving for 23 years , there is no way on this earth any womans leg hairs are as tough as my stubble.

    and as for you cutting your fingers on your stubble...........behave yourself , theres only one man alive who would have stubble that tough.................

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Quote Originally Posted by archie123 View Post
    ive been shaving for 23 years , there is no way on this earth any womans leg hairs are as tough as my stubble.

    and as for you cutting your fingers on your stubble...........behave yourself , theres only one man alive who would have stubble that tough.................

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Razors are expensive too! Make her buy her own! lol

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Quote Originally Posted by archie123 View Post
    Why is it when you buy a nice set of new blades for your razor you can use each one for a couple of weeks before it starts to get blunt , BUT , your wife only needs to use a new razor ONCE to shave her legs and its blunt to the point of being dangerous! (and she will completely deny ever using it because "i have my own")

    What is it with their leg hair!? Am i the only one? I have lived with 2 women in my time and both were the same , so im assuming its not just my wife's "bionic" leg hair.

    what gives?
    .......Valentine's Day is coming up fast! Getting any wink! wink! nudge! nudges!?

    Don't be so damned stingey!! Go out and buy the little lady something that she has probably desired for years and years......a decent upmarket propane or oxy-gas blow-torch !!

    Blow-Torches produce a two-fold solution. First of all, those pestilent leg etc. hairs are vapourised in milli-seconds before your very eyes, and secondly, the skin forms a hard crust [similar to roast-pork crackling] that is impenetrable for body hair.

    Hint.....a smoother skin surface is achieved by using aloe vera in conjunction with 480 grit 'wet and dry' polishing paper.

    Problem solved!!

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    Re: does your wife "borrow" your razor?

    Hi Tony,

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