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    Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    Just look at his IT Safety Tips on the left! Berndt On The Web - Homepage of Berndt Horst, IT admin



    He got tested in his guest book by a friend of mine on another forum, and he completely failed, but we do now know that it is not a spoof, just complete, pure, and unmitigated incompetence!

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by niemiro View Post
    Just look at his IT Safety Tips on the left! Berndt On The Web - Homepage of Berndt Horst, IT admin

    He got tested in his guest book by a friend of mine on another forum, and he completely failed, but we do now know that it is not a spoof, just complete, pure, and unmitigated incompetence!
    Wow, talk about incompetence:

    Quote Originally Posted by Berndt Horst
    In computer hacking crimes, the perpetrator is most often someone you already know, so in that way hacking is alot like rape
    Because that makes sense...

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    I quite like these two:

    Use a simple password that is easy to remember...
    Be sure to have the latest Antivirus software. It is easy to stay updated too, just surf around on the Internet and you will get some automatic pop-ups with "Free Antivirus Software". Click download and install it!
    All I can say is thanks for the infection!

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    Is this guy for real??

    A common hack is to go into the control panel on a computer running windows and change the right button on the mouse to function as the left button and vice versa. So that the button are switched which causes confusion for the user (confusion that can be used in social engineering hacks to steal personal passwords for example). To protect yourself from this it is a good idea to never leave your mouse at the computer you have been using. I have made a special cargo-case for my mouse, so that I can now fit it in my belt (I have it on my left side at all times and my Ericsson cell phone on the right). A good mouse policy is security 101.

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    We did wonder that. So, a friend of mine went and asked for "help" on some fake problems. He came back to us and gave us some advice, and although very dodgy, it was just about in the right place. However, he did not notice that the virus we had "downloaded", and the anti-virus programs we used did not, and have never, existed.

    So, I don't know. He is obviously around somewhere, but whether he has the qualifications he says he does... the scary thing is that he might.

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    OMG is this guy for real??

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    lol, it looks legit!

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    It's a wind up.

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
    It's a wind up.
    But surely you just WANT one of those Utili-Kits?

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    Re: Is this the WORST IT professional ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
    It's a wind up.
    Not very nice though for a poor novice who doesn't know any better.

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