Vista - little keys all over my floor

I am new to Vista, one month now and having troubles out the butt.
I think someone at Microsoft is a total crazy or just plain stupid.
Programs like Windows media player. Somehow, I was watching a DVD movie, I
click one something, and now I have the audio and no picture. I tried to
restore it back and still no picture. Hummm I will click the help, oh I see
no help icon on it. I guess I am just stupid or something.
Who is the ass hole that thought this would be a big gain. Oh look their, I
found the spam. I see, if I click on the media guide someone wants to sell me
something. Good idea for legal spam. Windows now can send you to a web site
so you can buy something. You can just call it Media guide.
Oh I see I am stupid it’s all about what someone can sell me. Boy am I
stupid…..
I am at wits end trying to use this software; I have used dos1.1, windows
1.0, windows 98, windows Millennium, window XP, but VISTA take the cake. It
took me a day just to find the search window.
Bang Bang Bang goes the key board with little keys all over my floor.
Well time to go now I have to clean up all the key from my new computer off
the floor.

"John" <John@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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And just WHAT has this to do with File management?

Hi, John.

Feel better now?

Do you need help?

Well, it's obvious you need help, so make that...

Do you have a question for us?

RC
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R. C. White, CPA
San Marcos, TX
rc@xxxxxx
Microsoft Windows MVP
(Running Windows Live Mail 2008 in Vista Ultimate x64 SP1)

"John" <John@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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you still have to admit taht the story is quite entertaining ) ...
way to go, vista user!