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Old 01-15-2008   #1 (permalink)
nelcatjar


 
 

Vista was written by Skynet

Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.

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Old 01-15-2008   #2 (permalink)


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Re: Vista was written by Skynet

Quote  Quote: Originally Posted by nelcatjar View Post
Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.
You're watching too much TV, friend. Turn off your computer and go get some fresh air for a change!
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Old 01-15-2008   #3 (permalink)
thetruthhurts @homail.com


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:20:05 -0800, nelcatjar
<nelcatjar@xxxxxx> wrote:
Quote:

>Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
>Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.
Way too bloated and buggy to be a Skynet product.

I'lllllllllll be back
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Old 01-15-2008   #4 (permalink)
Jon


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet


"nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Some fellow with the last name Connor told me.
>
Youi've been Connor-ed.

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Old 01-15-2008   #5 (permalink)
AlexB


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet

What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?

"nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.
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Old 01-15-2008   #6 (permalink)
forty-nine


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet


"AlexB" <alexb@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>
They made the "Terminator" line of robots...I think...LOL

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Old 01-15-2008   #7 (permalink)
AlexB


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet

LOL

"forty-nine" <110001@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:fmjoba$2oc$1@xxxxxx
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> "AlexB" <alexb@xxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:e1ZPc59VIHA.6044@xxxxxx
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>> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>>
>
> They made the "Terminator" line of robots...I think...LOL
>
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Old 01-16-2008   #8 (permalink)
Gary Mount


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet

Skynet is a family of military satellites, now operated by Paradigm Secure
Communications on behalf of the UK Ministry of Defence, which provide
strategic communication services to the three branches of the British Armed
Forces and to NATO forces engaged on coalition tasks.

Why someone thinks Microsoft would have them write Vista is beyond me.

"AlexB" <alexb@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>
> "nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@xxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:C40C3C2F-C383-42E9-B642-86A18C617826@xxxxxx
Quote:

>> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
>> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to Skynet.
>
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Old 01-16-2008   #9 (permalink)
DarkSentinel


 
 

Re: Vista was written by Skynet

"Gary Mount" <gary_mount@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Skynet is a family of military satellites, now operated by Paradigm Secure
> Communications on behalf of the UK Ministry of Defence, which provide
> strategic communication services to the three branches of the British
> Armed Forces and to NATO forces engaged on coalition tasks.
>
> Why someone thinks Microsoft would have them write Vista is beyond me.
It was a joke. Watch the Terminator movies. As in Ahnold and Sarah Cahnah.

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> "AlexB" <alexb@xxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:e1ZPc59VIHA.6044@xxxxxx
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>> What is Skynet? Are they famous for anything?
>>
>> "nelcatjar" <nelcatjar@xxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:C40C3C2F-C383-42E9-B642-86A18C617826@xxxxxx
Quote:

>>> Bad news, I just found out that Vista was not written by Microsoft.
>>> Microsoft outsourced the design, writing, and testing of Vista to
>>> Skynet.
>>
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