Vista - Who would have thought

01-25-2008

> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot

Quote:

> of whisky, they
> talk about their moonshine operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to
> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
> apparent that she is in
> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
> and says, 'Kin ya
> swallar?'
>
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
> no.
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
> dress, yanks down
> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
> lick with his
> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
> violent spasm and the
> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
> breathe again, the
> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>

01-25-2008	#1 (permalink)
CB n/a posts	Who would have thought > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot Quote: > of whisky, they > talk about their moonshine operation. > > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a > sandwich, begins to > cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes > apparent that she is in > real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her > and says, 'Kin ya > swallar?' > > The woman shakes her head no. > > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' > > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head > no. > > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her > dress, yanks down > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a > lick with his > tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a > violent spasm and the > obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to > breathe again, the > Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. > > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there > 'Hind Lick Maneuver' > but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' >
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