Affluendows

Pronounciation: \AF-loo-en-doe-s
Function: adjective
Entymology: American slang, of geek origin from the Silicon Valley
California.

1: having a generously sufficient supply of Microsoft Windows, especially
Microsoft Windows Vista.

Example sentence:
The affluendows family happily play on the family's many Vista ready PCs,
while the neighborhood UNIX box sit in solitude in a closet.