Vista - ITS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

DEAR MICROSOFT,

THIS IS GEORGE W HERE (I'M NOT USING MY LAST NAME SO YOU KNOW HOW SUPER
SECRET THIS IS, JUST FYI), I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
IMPORTANT GETTING VISTA ASAP TO ME AND YOUR COUNTRY IS (DON'T MESS WITH
TEXAS, JUST FYI). I MEAN YOU MUST ALREADY UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT I AM AND
HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS JUST FROM THE MERE FACT I'M TYPING IT IN ALL CAPS. I
KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'VE LEAKED A COPY TO KIM JON-IL WHO IS NOW ENGANGED IN
SOME FURIOUS STRATEGERY WIH OTHER EVIL DOERS AND VILLAINS OF THE WORLD WHILE
I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND WAIT A WHOLE TWO MORE DAYS (HOW MANY F-N GAMES OF
SOLATIARE CAN A GUY PLAY). NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
SINCE BOTH YOU AND KIM ARE OUT FOR WORLD DOMINATION (NOTE TO SELF; POST TO
LORD DICKY'S MYSPACE PAGE TO CHECK OUT MICROSOFT). WATCH OUT BILL, I HEAR
THAT KIM GOT 11 HOLES IN ONE THE FIRST TIME HE WENT OUT GOLPHING (MAN THAT
GUY IS GOOD, JUST FYI). JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS I AM BECAUSE I
DIDN'T GET VISTA EARLIER, I WENT TEXAS CRAZY (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS) ON
RUMMY AND CANNED HIM FOR NOT SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME THE OTHER DAY. LIKE
WHAT THE HECK!?.. I GOT MY IPOD VIDEO EARLY! AND MAN THE POD CASTS OF CONDI
ARE OH SO CRYSTAL CLEAR (OOOH MAN SHE'S HOT, JUST FYI). I THINK I'M GOING
TO USE THIS RED ROTARY PHONE HERE TO CALL YOU AND LAUNCH AN OFFICIAL
COMPLAINT, THAT'LL SHOW YA (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS), JUST FYI.

SINCERLY GEORGE.

The rig is up Kevin.
"George W." <mpkempf@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:444AC05E-24CF-4216-BEEE-8989323F37B3@microsoft.com...
> DEAR MICROSOFT,
>
> THIS IS GEORGE W HERE (I'M NOT USING MY LAST NAME SO YOU KNOW HOW SUPER
> SECRET THIS IS, JUST FYI), I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
> IMPORTANT GETTING VISTA ASAP TO ME AND YOUR COUNTRY IS (DON'T MESS WITH
> TEXAS, JUST FYI). I MEAN YOU MUST ALREADY UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT I AM
> AND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS JUST FROM THE MERE FACT I'M TYPING IT IN ALL
> CAPS. I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'VE LEAKED A COPY TO KIM JON-IL WHO IS NOW
> ENGANGED IN SOME FURIOUS STRATEGERY WIH OTHER EVIL DOERS AND VILLAINS OF
> THE WORLD WHILE I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND WAIT A WHOLE TWO MORE DAYS (HOW
> MANY F-N GAMES OF SOLATIARE CAN A GUY PLAY). NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT
> MAKES PERFECT SENSE SINCE BOTH YOU AND KIM ARE OUT FOR WORLD DOMINATION
> (NOTE TO SELF; POST TO LORD DICKY'S MYSPACE PAGE TO CHECK OUT MICROSOFT).
> WATCH OUT BILL, I HEAR THAT KIM GOT 11 HOLES IN ONE THE FIRST TIME HE WENT
> OUT GOLPHING (MAN THAT GUY IS GOOD, JUST FYI). JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW
> SERIOUS I AM BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET VISTA EARLIER, I WENT TEXAS CRAZY (DON'T
> MESS WITH TEXAS) ON RUMMY AND CANNED HIM FOR NOT SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME
> THE OTHER DAY. LIKE WHAT THE HECK!?.. I GOT MY IPOD VIDEO EARLY! AND MAN
> THE POD CASTS OF CONDI ARE OH SO CRYSTAL CLEAR (OOOH MAN SHE'S HOT, JUST
> FYI). I THINK I'M GOING TO USE THIS RED ROTARY PHONE HERE TO CALL YOU AND
> LAUNCH AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT, THAT'LL SHOW YA (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS),
> JUST FYI.
>
> SINCERLY GEORGE.

R O T F L O L
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Stop it, stop it...

"George W." <mpkempf@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:444AC05E-24CF-4216-BEEE-8989323F37B3@microsoft.com...
| DEAR MICROSOFT,
|
| THIS IS GEORGE W HERE (I'M NOT USING MY LAST NAME SO YOU KNOW HOW SUPER
| SECRET THIS IS, JUST FYI), I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
| IMPORTANT GETTING VISTA ASAP TO ME AND YOUR COUNTRY IS (DON'T MESS WITH
| TEXAS, JUST FYI). I MEAN YOU MUST ALREADY UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT I AM AND
| HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS JUST FROM THE MERE FACT I'M TYPING IT IN ALL CAPS. I
| KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'VE LEAKED A COPY TO KIM JON-IL WHO IS NOW ENGANGED IN
| SOME FURIOUS STRATEGERY WIH OTHER EVIL DOERS AND VILLAINS OF THE WORLD WHILE
| I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND WAIT A WHOLE TWO MORE DAYS (HOW MANY F-N GAMES OF
| SOLATIARE CAN A GUY PLAY). NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
| SINCE BOTH YOU AND KIM ARE OUT FOR WORLD DOMINATION (NOTE TO SELF; POST TO
| LORD DICKY'S MYSPACE PAGE TO CHECK OUT MICROSOFT). WATCH OUT BILL, I HEAR
| THAT KIM GOT 11 HOLES IN ONE THE FIRST TIME HE WENT OUT GOLPHING (MAN THAT
| GUY IS GOOD, JUST FYI). JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS I AM BECAUSE I
| DIDN'T GET VISTA EARLIER, I WENT TEXAS CRAZY (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS) ON
| RUMMY AND CANNED HIM FOR NOT SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME THE OTHER DAY. LIKE
| WHAT THE HECK!?.. I GOT MY IPOD VIDEO EARLY! AND MAN THE POD CASTS OF CONDI
| ARE OH SO CRYSTAL CLEAR (OOOH MAN SHE'S HOT, JUST FYI). I THINK I'M GOING
| TO USE THIS RED ROTARY PHONE HERE TO CALL YOU AND LAUNCH AN OFFICIAL
| COMPLAINT, THAT'LL SHOW YA (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS), JUST FYI.
|
| SINCERLY GEORGE.
|