Vista - Annoucement: I Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI.

Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply By
Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just FYI.
Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1 Build
113, Just FYI.

P.S. For Those Of You Who Are Wondering How My U.S.P.S. Job Is Going: It's
Going Great, Just FYI. I Love My U.S.A. Federal Government Executive Branch
Job, Even If it Turns Out To Be Only Temporary Employment, Just FYI. I Have
A Whole Lot OF Fun Teasing The Rural Route 22 Guy About The Weather, Just
FYI. I Am Quickly Approaching My 60 Day Review, And This Has Been One Of
The Best Jobs In My Career History, Just FYI.

Kevin John Panzke (U.S.P.S. Temporary Employee @ Crystal Lake, IL 60014)


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:#Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
> Build 113, Just FYI.

Kevin must be mentally retarted or something. Even the MVP's have asked him
not to post his personal stuff on this site but he continues to do so.

He must be proud being that highly paid temp govt employee, his poor wife at
home, trying to feed their 8 kids on his salary. She keeps asking if his
drinking has stopped but between AA meetings and trying to figure out how to
get home each night, it's tough.

Maybe Kevin should start the I_Am_A_TEMP_Postal_Employee newsgroup, then we
all can sign in to catch up on his adventures.

There has to be some place where he can post his dribble other than the
VISTA group.


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> P.S. For Those Of You Who Are Wondering How My U.S.P.S. Job Is Going:
> It's Going Great, Just FYI. I Love My U.S.A. Federal Government Executive
> Branch Job, Even If it Turns Out To Be Only Temporary Employment, Just
> FYI. I Have A Whole Lot OF Fun Teasing The Rural Route 22 Guy About The
> Weather, Just FYI. I Am Quickly Approaching My 60 Day Review, And This
> Has Been One Of The Best Jobs In My Career History, Just FYI.
>
> Kevin John Panzke (U.S.P.S. Temporary Employee @ Crystal Lake, IL 60014)
>
>
> <kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:#Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
>> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
>> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
>> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
>> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

Who gives a RATS ass? This is a Vista group, not a Vista Server Escrow
group.

<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

Kevin,

Thanks for sending me your resume. I know that the USPS has been your best
job in your history, but I do have a few questions regarding your other
employment.

JOB: Monkey Cage Cleaner - Jan 2005 - Apr 2005. Cleaned cages at the
Chicago Zoo. Got fired for eating droppings.

Mens Room Stock Boy - June 2005 - Dec 2005 - Stocked the mens room at the
Chicago Correctional Institution. Got fired for having sex with the
inmates.

WalMart Executive - Dec 2005 - Dec 2005. Showed up at Walmart saying that
he was a VP of Finance. When asked what finance was, he just drooled, and
wet his pants. Escorted out of building.

Unemployed - Dec 2005 - Dec 2006 - Looking for work. Had wife read want
ad's but couldn't understand the language. Keep looking.

7-11 Clerk. Dec 2006 - Dec 2006. Worked along with the night crew at 7-11,
picking up trash and waxing the floor. Pretty damn good job and I love the
guy with the turbin at the counter. He waves at me each evening.

January 2007 - Got that fantastic job at the USPS, now my wife and I can go
get that Mercedes she always wanted. I will go to the Lexus dealer and then
we will take a trip to Paris, London, and the South side of Chicago.
Anybody know what state London is in?




<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23fjA5nggHHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> P.S. For Those Of You Who Are Wondering How My U.S.P.S. Job Is Going:
> It's Going Great, Just FYI. I Love My U.S.A. Federal Government Executive
> Branch Job, Even If it Turns Out To Be Only Temporary Employment, Just
> FYI. I Have A Whole Lot OF Fun Teasing The Rural Route 22 Guy About The
> Weather, Just FYI. I Am Quickly Approaching My 60 Day Review, And This
> Has Been One Of The Best Jobs In My Career History, Just FYI.
>
> Kevin John Panzke (U.S.P.S. Temporary Employee @ Crystal Lake, IL 60014)
>
>
> <kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:#Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
>> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
>> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
>> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
>> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

I was just wondering if you know about Escrow. My house is in Escrow and I
don't understand the language on the forms. Is this the correct forum for
Escrow information?

Also what is an interest only loan?


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

Kevin Dude,

It's so nice to hear that your job is going well at the Crystal Lake
facility. Remember George? Yea, he was the guy who helped us train during
the first two weeks. Remember when you couldn't find the mens room? That
was a laugh, we were chuckling when you went into the womens room. Three
ladies ran out screaming because you had your zipper down. Funnier than
hell that day. Hope you pay attention and use the correct room now buddy!
Keep in touch, I always like hearing about your job and hope you get
promoted soon.

Talk to you soon

The MAN.


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23fjA5nggHHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> P.S. For Those Of You Who Are Wondering How My U.S.P.S. Job Is Going:
> It's Going Great, Just FYI. I Love My U.S.A. Federal Government Executive
> Branch Job, Even If it Turns Out To Be Only Temporary Employment, Just
> FYI. I Have A Whole Lot OF Fun Teasing The Rural Route 22 Guy About The
> Weather, Just FYI. I Am Quickly Approaching My 60 Day Review, And This
> Has Been One Of The Best Jobs In My Career History, Just FYI.
>
> Kevin John Panzke (U.S.P.S. Temporary Employee @ Crystal Lake, IL 60014)
>
>
> <kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:#Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
>> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
>> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
>> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
>> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

Yo Kev,

Tongith is the Sex without Partners meeting again. Remember we went last
week. It's at the corner of W. Terra Cotta Ave and Walkup Road, right
across from the Veterans Acres Park. You know, that red brick building we
went into last time.

Just one more thing, please try not to "come-too-soon", if you know what I
mean. Remember your wife is really frustrated about this one. Pretty E M B
A R A S S I N G if you ask me. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
> Build 113, Just FYI.
>

"Bubba Williams" <bubba@kevpanthebedpan.com> wrote in message
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>I was just wondering if you know about Escrow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow
> My house is in Escrow and I don't understand the language on the forms.
> Is this the correct forum for Escrow information?
No
>
> Also what is an interest only loan?

Nor that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interest_only_loan

Have you ever heard of Google? http://www.google.co.uk/

OK people, you really shouldn't be making fun of Kevin for posting Vista
Server information and USPS information. He doesn't know any better. Let's
all give him the benefit of the doubt and pretend this is the whatsmyjob
newsgroup.

Shame on you


<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23Jh6ZEggHHA.588@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Attention: Windows Vista Naysayer's: If You Hate Windows Vista, You'll
> Love Windows Vista Server Beta 3 Escrow, Just FYI. You Can Get It Simply
> By Signing Up For an MSDN Operating Systems Level Subscription, Also Just
> FYI. Current Build Number Is: Build 6001, Service Pack 1, Service Pack 1
> Build 113, Just FYI.
>