Vista Tutorial - Former Microsoft Insider Speaks Out

I was giving my money to the monkey foundation until a Dateline NBC
investigation found that the people in charge were spanking the monkeys!

I then changed my mind :-)


"Frank" <fb@nospam.cmm> wrote in message
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> Tiberius wrote:
>> http://www.thenixedreport.com/articl...icrosofty.html
>>
>>
>>
> Oh what a wonderful article!
> I have been converted to the free everything movement.
> I want to will my financial fortune to RS or the religious movement he
> started.
> Praise the Lord!
> Oh, wait a minute...if this is a free movement..who needs money?
> I changed my mind...I'll give my fortune to the monkey foundation.
> Frank

This reply is not coming from Outhouse Express, hence not top posted ...
Frank wrote:

> Doris Day - MFB wrote:
>> This reply is not coming from Outhouse Express, hence not top posted ...
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Tiberius wrote:
>>>
>>>>http://www.thenixedreport.com/articl...icrosofty.html
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Oh what a wonderful article!
>>>I have been converted to the free everything movement.
>>>I want to will my financial fortune to RS or the religious movement he
>>>started.
>>>Praise the Lord!
>>>Oh, wait a minute...if this is a free movement..who needs money?
>>>I changed my mind...I'll give my fortune to the monkey foundation.
>>>Frank
>>
>>
>> You already are. You've been purchasing Microsoft products, no? <snort>
>>
>> Love and Kisses,
>> Doris
>>
> Oh I'd gladly give every cent I have to a real monkey before I gave one
> cent to anything that insane demigod RS you open sores losers bow down
> and pray to is involved with.
> He's the perfect example of just how whacked out you morons really are.
> Frank

Yep, he's very whacked out. He believes in freedom to use software as you
want, choice in how you run your computer, freedom to alter the code of the
software you use, freedom to distribute the software to friends and family,
freedom from DRM, freedom to have choice. I guess rightwingnuts like you
are opposed to freedom on your desktop and would rather have the corporate
elites dictate how you can and can't use your computer. You're for
dictatorship over freedom and that's part of your pig-for-brains attitude.
Fortunately, most of humanity isn't with you on this one. At least those
that have discovered that it is possible (thanks to RS**). <snort>

** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman

Love and Kisses,
Doris

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John

(No Spamkers Please! And no spankings!)

Karen Jane Panze wrote:

> I was giving my money to the monkey foundation until a Dateline NBC
> investigation found that the people in charge were spanking the monkeys!
>
> I then changed my mind :-)
>
>
> "Frank" <fb@nospam.cmm> wrote in message
> news:etyymljqHHA.4004@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
>> Tiberius wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.thenixedreport.com/articl...icrosofty.html
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Oh what a wonderful article!
>> I have been converted to the free everything movement.
>> I want to will my financial fortune to RS or the religious movement he
>> started.
>> Praise the Lord!
>> Oh, wait a minute...if this is a free movement..who needs money?
>> I changed my mind...I'll give my fortune to the monkey foundation.
>> Frank
>
>

here is the story behind one particular resident monkey of this newsgroup

Enjoy....

----

Did you get the monkey brain?

YES!

Is it fresh?

Very! I have it on ice for now...

Great.! It's a shame that we are not allowed to use a human brain.. But
regulations are regulations.

Regulations are regulations but you are bending them a bit aren't you?

Well no one will know about our little "plan".

I think they will catch on sooner or later.

Look we have to test the brain, and we don't have a robotic or android body
to place it in and for it to interact with the real world.. our only option
is to connect it to cyberspace. the internet, and see how it will interact
with the other users that are online.

Ok I can understand that. but don't you think that eventually someone will
catch on that that the monkey brain is not a real human being? I mean we
have implanted a human life history as artificial memories into it, but a
monkey is a monkey..! And what if someone reveals the truth to it?

Look first of all, the people interacting with it will just think it's a
stupid user.. you know there are quite a few normal humans who are like that
in cyberspace already! And then even if someone tells the brain that it is a
monkey or not human, it will not believe it!

Yes I guess you are right. It has a whole memory of living as a human,
growing up, working having friends.. Oh noo not friends ..we deleted that
code remember? Oh yes. good.



Ok ok. we have to test it you are right. Where shall we connect it? How
about on a forum?

No not a forum! They have strict regulations and we don't want to confine
the reactions of the brain. We want it to be able to express itself freely
in any way it wants. That's how we are really going to study its reactions.

Ok how about a newsgroup?

YEAH! Great Idea, but which one?

I think one with a lot of traffic, like the Microsoft vista newsgroup! I
have already installed the devoted love to that stinky OS vista as one of
its memories, remember?

Oh yeah! Great idea!

What do you say we take turns in the newsgroup stimulating the brain to
respond?

YES we need to do that so we can see its reactions. So I guess we must have
a username in the newsgroup.

Fantastic idea. pick a nick.

How bout Darth Vader?

Nahh to corny..

How about James Tiberius Kirk?

Plain Tiberius is great! I love it!

I feel kinda sorry for the brain, not only did we remove it from the poor
monkey, we erased it, we installed fake memory and now we are picking on it?

Nonsense! This is all a scientific experiment. You should not let your
compassion get in the way of scientific knowledge seeking.

I guess you are right. but you know we must also do the ultimate test.

Oh whats that?

the ULTIMATE TEST, remember?.. We must reveal to it that it is not really a
human.. only a monkey brain , in a jar in our laboratory, connected to a
computer with internet access.

We will do that of course to see its reaction. I believe it will deny
everything! HAHAA!

What shall we call it?

What?

The name.. it has to have a name to be in the newsgroup.

Ohhh.. well.. lets see.. Normally the name of our project is FR.OZEN,
A.RTIFICIAL, N.ERON, C.YBERNETICS, or FRANC.

FRANK!!!! YES that's it!

Let's toast to our new creation and plug it in!

LETS!




"Karen Jane Panze" <karen@leftwing.com> wrote in message
news:%232XVvwqqHHA.4104@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>I was giving my money to the monkey foundation until a Dateline NBC
>investigation found that the people in charge were spanking the monkeys!
>
> I then changed my mind :-)
>
>
> "Frank" <fb@nospam.cmm> wrote in message
> news:etyymljqHHA.4004@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> Tiberius wrote:
>>> http://www.thenixedreport.com/articl...icrosofty.html
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Oh what a wonderful article!
>> I have been converted to the free everything movement.
>> I want to will my financial fortune to RS or the religious movement he
>> started.
>> Praise the Lord!
>> Oh, wait a minute...if this is a free movement..who needs money?
>> I changed my mind...I'll give my fortune to the monkey foundation.
>> Frank
>

Doris Day - MFB wrote:


---------------lunatic diatribe deleted---------------

You are without a doubt the most unhappy POS free user ever to post in
any ng. If using linux does this to a person I'll pass.
RS is a know cult leader. Praise him if you like but we all know he
doesn't even know how to use a computer.
BTW, LT reverse engineered unix to avoid paying of it.
He's just a common thief.
Frank

bp wrote:

>
> "Tiberius" wrote:
>
>
>>http://www.thenixedreport.com/articl...icrosofty.html
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> "To this day, Sum Yung Gai promotes Free Software, and has not given up.
> Despite working at a business that is a Microsoft shop, he does not run
> Microsoft products. It is quite a rare thing for someone who was an employee
> of Microsoft to openly speak about the actions of a company that in the past
> tried to eliminate any potential competition. May more like him speak out
> now and in the future."
>
>
> If he is OPENLY speaking about the actions of MS then why is he hiding his
> name and why was the interview done through IM ?
>
> I smell fish or maybe it's baloney. Either way it stinks.

It's the "free-software alliance"...aka linux loser trash dot trolls.
They don't have a real life.
Frank

You would be surprised with the real future of Operating Systems....

Do you want me to tell you what will happen frankopithicus?


"Frank" <fb@nospam.cmm> wrote in message
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> Doris Day - MFB wrote:
>
>
> ---------------lunatic diatribe deleted---------------
>
> You are without a doubt the most unhappy POS free user ever to post in any
> ng. If using linux does this to a person I'll pass.
> RS is a know cult leader. Praise him if you like but we all know he
> doesn't even know how to use a computer.
> BTW, LT reverse engineered unix to avoid paying of it.
> He's just a common thief.
> Frank

Frank wrote:
> Doris Day - MFB wrote:
>
>
> ---------------lunatic diatribe deleted---------------

Translation: Frank has no credible reply so, once again, he relies on
insults:

>
> You are without a doubt the most unhappy POS free user ever to post in
> any ng. If using linux does this to a person I'll pass.
> RS is a know cult leader. Praise him if you like but we all know he
> doesn't even know how to use a computer.
> BTW, LT reverse engineered unix to avoid paying of it.
> He's just a common thief.
> Frank

YOU are the unhappy loser, Frank. It's obvious from every post you write.

Alias

Tiberius wrote:

> You would be surprised with the real future of Operating Systems....
>
> Do you want me to tell you what will happen frankopithicus?
>
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No...please spare me and this ng you're delusional diatribe you moronic
malakas.
Take my advice and get your dumb ass out of that stinking basement.
Frank

"Alias" <aka@aka.cl> wrote in message news:f4eq8a$trl$2@aioe.org...
> Frank wrote:
>>
>> You are without a doubt the most unhappy POS free user ever to post in
>> any ng. If using linux does this to a person I'll pass.
>> RS is a know cult leader. Praise him if you like but we all know he
>> doesn't even know how to use a computer.
>> BTW, LT reverse engineered unix to avoid paying of it.
>> He's just a common thief.
>> Frank
>
> YOU are the unhappy loser, Frank. It's obvious from every post you write.
>
> Alias
>

without a doubt.
Frank's pissed off at the whole world, you know the type.
for him suicide would be an upgrade... LOL

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