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10-03-2007
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| | ANNOUNCING>>>> Vista 2 Now the new and improved vista two! It needs only 1000gb to install it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that slipped... the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks up its usb ports so you can try to overcome the results our new bloated OS. index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long as you sign the EULA. The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your soul is ours. minimum system requirements: 128 core CPU 16 terabytes of ram Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120 blue ray disks) 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space... and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and spy on you better. 2 megawatt nuclear power unit. THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)----- |
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10-03-2007
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| | Re: ANNOUNCING>>>> Vista 2 opps ment to type "the new glass effects are *NOW* totally transparent" "Tibery-OS" <Tib@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:47041700@xxxxxx-privat.org... Quote: > Now the new and improved vista two! > > It needs only 1000gb to install > it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers > power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in > low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that > slipped... > > the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks > up its usb ports so you can try to > overcome the results our new bloated OS. > > index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the > previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to > find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will > keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the > constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors > > the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even > more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the > new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the > interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long > as you sign the EULA. > > The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer > to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using > vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then > take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your > soul is ours. > > minimum system requirements: > 128 core CPU > 16 terabytes of ram > Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120 > blue ray disks) > 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space... > and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and > spy on you better. > 2 megawatt nuclear power unit. > > > THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! > ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)----- > > > > |
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10-03-2007
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| | Re: Announcing - Tibery-OS - Committed to Institution We know who you are FYI "Ezmerelda LaDouche" <Ezm@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:ez73UlhBIHA.3564@xxxxxx Quote: > It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into > custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town in > his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who > install Vista on their machines. Just FYI. > > More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned. > > Just FYI. > > "Tibery-OS" <Tib@xxxxxx> wrote in message > news:47041700@xxxxxx-privat.org... Quote: >> Now the new and improved vista two! >> >> It needs only 1000gb to install >> it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers >> power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in >> low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that >> slipped... >> >> the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks >> up its usb ports so you can try to >> overcome the results our new bloated OS. >> >> index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the >> previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to >> find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will >> keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the >> constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors >> >> the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even >> more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the >> new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the >> interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as >> long as you sign the EULA. >> >> The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer >> to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using >> vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then >> take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your >> soul is ours. >> >> minimum system requirements: >> 128 core CPU >> 16 terabytes of ram >> Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120 >> blue ray disks) >> 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space... >> and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and >> spy on you better. >> 2 megawatt nuclear power unit. >> >> >> THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! >> ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)----- >> >> >> >> |
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10-03-2007
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| | Re: ANNOUNCING>>>> Vista 2 That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply! go away... |
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10-03-2007
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| | Re: ANNOUNCING>>>> Vista 2 "Tibery-OS" <Tib@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:470432a3$2@xxxxxx-privat.org... Quote: > That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount > of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply! > > go away... > FYI. Quote: > |
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10-03-2007
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| | Re: Announcing - Tibery-OS - Committed to Institution Tibery-OS wrote: Quote: > We know who you are FYI > > > "Ezmerelda LaDouche" <Ezm@xxxxxx> wrote in message > news:ez73UlhBIHA.3564@xxxxxx > Quote: >>It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into >>custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town in >>his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who >>install Vista on their machines. Just FYI. >> >>More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned. >> >>Just FYI. >> >>"Tibery-OS" <Tib@xxxxxx> wrote in message >>news:47041700@xxxxxx-privat.org... >> Quote: >>>Now the new and improved vista two! >>> >>>It needs only 1000gb to install >>>it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers >>>power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in >>>low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that >>>slipped... >>> >>>the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks >>>up its usb ports so you can try to >>>overcome the results our new bloated OS. >>> >>>index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the >>>previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to >>>find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will >>>keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the >>>constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors >>> >>>the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even >>>more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the >>>new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the >>>interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as >>>long as you sign the EULA. >>> >>>The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer >>>to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using >>>vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then >>>take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your >>>soul is ours. >>> >>>minimum system requirements: >>>128 core CPU >>>16 terabytes of ram >>>Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120 >>>blue ray disks) >>>2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space... >>>and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and >>>spy on you better. >>>2 megawatt nuclear power unit. >>> >>> >>>THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! >>>---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)----- >>> >>> >>> >>> > Frank |
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10-04-2007
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| | Re: Announcing - Tibery-OS - Committed to Institution You don't always know who I am so watch it.. here You have become afraid that every poster who says something bad about vista is a captain crunch.. loll I have seen you many times call other people captain crunch.. this is funny.... captaincrunch-phobia.... the fear of being surrounded by people who know what they are talking about., "Frank" <fb@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:uc36xdiBIHA.2004@xxxxxx Quote: > Tibery-OS wrote: Quote: >> We know who you are FYI >> >> >> "Ezmerelda LaDouche" <Ezm@xxxxxx> wrote in message >> news:ez73UlhBIHA.3564@xxxxxx >> Quote: >>>It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into >>>custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town >>>in his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who >>>install Vista on their machines. Just FYI. >>> >>>More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned. >>> >>>Just FYI. >>> >>>"Tibery-OS" <Tib@xxxxxx> wrote in message >>>news:47041700@xxxxxx-privat.org... >>> >>>>Now the new and improved vista two! >>>> >>>>It needs only 1000gb to install >>>>it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers >>>>power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in >>>>low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that >>>>slipped... >>>> >>>>the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks >>>>up its usb ports so you can try to >>>>overcome the results our new bloated OS. >>>> >>>>index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like >>>>the previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine >>>>module to find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of >>>>course will keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop >>>>spinning.. the constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors >>>> >>>>the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even >>>>more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the >>>>new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the >>>>interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as >>>>long as you sign the EULA. >>>> >>>>The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be >>>>transfer to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide >>>>from using vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul >>>>temporarily and then take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and >>>>from that point on your soul is ours. >>>> >>>>minimum system requirements: >>>>128 core CPU >>>>16 terabytes of ram >>>>Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only >>>>120 blue ray disks) >>>>2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space... >>>>and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and >>>>spy on you better. >>>>2 megawatt nuclear power unit. >>>> >>>> >>>>THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! >>>>---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)----- >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >> > Frank |
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