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OK guys/gals You know them now lets have them

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?



Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

A man who represents himself in Court has a fool for a client.

A fool & her money are soon parted.

Nobody is perfect
I am a nobody.
Therefore, I am perfect.

I'm convinced of the latter.

Nuke the Whales.

Save a tree. Eat a beaver.

D.A.R.E. to keep cops off donuts.

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!

You can’t fight City Hall, but you can sure blow it up.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!

I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

To things in life a certain: death and taxes.

The best revenge is success.

Don't talk about it; Be about it.

Time is money.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

Good one.
Where have you been hiding?

The most common one I hear is: "Watch this !".