WTFmy BLEEPING network adaptor cant adapt to boiling water!

so vista has not been kind to me im afraid. I have a laptop (gateway) and the first day we set up the wireless router it worked fine till an automatic update from windows came saying WE HAVE NEW UPDATES FOR YOU WHOWAY! and then it ceased to work.... but my pap pap called the geekzor squad and everything turned out neat-o!
BUT NOW

im getting an error message saying "network adapter reealtek RTL81878 wireless 802.11 54mbs USB 2.0 network adapted is experiencing driver related problems.
I'm not very smart so i don't know what this meansbut i do know that it means......NO INTERNET, omg what the god am i going to do without no internet? please! help i'm on a wired connection right now and I hate my father and without my wireless I have to see his little lilliputician self jumping up and down like he means something while i keep on type typin. thanks to you; future saints, if you are to come to my rescue and allow me access to my room again (where I keep the blankets)

I'm so cold.

i dont know the version ofwindows im running, i just dont know how to do that.
I can kick my leg? that help?

Hi

Go HERE, scroll down to the RTL8187B section and download the Windows Vista driver for this. (it's "B" on the end, not 8)

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