[joke] Polite way to pee

**Philly** · 01-22-2008

just thught id share this one,

POLITE WAY TO PEE.
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with
a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

**Dzomlija** · 01-22-2008

Nice one Philly! Just next time try to keep your posts on-topic about Windows Vista.

**Philly** · 01-22-2008

hehe, yea sorry, just seen "general chat" in the forums description and didnt realise, my bad

happy you liked it anyway

01-22-2008	#1 (permalink)
Philly A Drunken Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Vista Ultimate x64 28 posts UK Rep Power: 14	[joke] Polite way to pee just thught id share this one, POLITE WAY TO PEE. During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
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01-22-2008	#2 (permalink)
Dzomlija Resistance is Futile Join Date: Aug 2007 Windows Vista x64 Ultimate 1,828 posts South Africa Rep Power: 101	Re: [joke] Polite way to pee Nice one Philly! Just next time try to keep your posts on-topic about Windows Vista.
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01-22-2008	#3 (permalink)
Philly A Drunken Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Vista Ultimate x64 28 posts UK Rep Power: 14	Re: [joke] Polite way to pee hehe, yea sorry, just seen "general chat" in the forums description and didnt realise, my bad happy you liked it anyway
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