Apple Bash'n contest

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rive0108

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The contest for $500 and Vista has been changed to Apple Bashing. Post your funniest caption, and win a prize!
http://www.vistax64.com/competition...-copy-vista-business-oem-coa-product-key.html


To post entry:
If you are a Vistor, and would like to post, registration/Membership is free:http://www.vistax64.com/register.php

Right click the Image, and click "copy", then "paste" into post message box, then hit the "space" bar.
To create a caption underneath use [quote ] write text here [/quote ] (both right brackets must be moved one space to left for the quote to work correctly )

and it will look like this:
[quote ] write text here [/quote ]
write text here
 

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Come on people this is easy money :D
 

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I was going to enter but my MAC's got this virus ....

.....and it says Right click to remove infection :p
 

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Roflmao
 

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Bugger. I was hell organising like 15 people to all dress up like Dolly Parton. :(
 

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applesauce.jpg
Apple - just for children


(well if you bash apple - you do get apple sauce ;) )
 

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Question.
Can we use LOL BUILDER instead?
 

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Re: Win $500 or a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

Here's mine
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LMAO! :D

Now what would you serve that with? Maybe a nice big steaming plate of, oh wait... this is a family forum, right? :D
 

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