Vista - No headache needed: 46% of women choose Internet over sex

No headache needed: 46% of women choose Internet over sex

"According to new survey results from Intel, women are more likely than men to willingly sacrifice sex for two weeks than risk losing Internet access for that long. And you thought headaches were a problem."

All we need now is an internet cafe that sells paracetimal.
Both problems solved at once.

Now those poor dear Blondes are really going to be soooooo utterly confused;

"Say Darling! How'd you like to sit on my Laptop for an hour or so?"
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Edit 2..

OK. So, 46% of Women, for a two week period would - "Not tonight Dear, I'd rather Blog!"

Hey wait a minute!! That means that 54% would - "Tonight's the night Dear, I'd rather Snog!"

So when does this two week period start, and where are all these lovelies?

A confused Blonde??

I thought that was just being Blonde!

Would she look like this? (Only Blonder)

Only .5% of all blondes are real blondes so that theory goes to hell in a handcart.

A Blonde's year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

lol.

........and how can you tell when a Scotsman has married a Blonde?

It's the zippers, sewn in the front of his kilts, that are the giveaway!!




echrada, that's the most original list I've ever seen on B*****s! I got belly-ache..

LMAO. You in SOOO much trouble now. The Ladies Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Blondes is gonna get you - big time.