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Bottles of Beer - (Your Favorite Martian music video)


Video to song .. and more ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8



DOWNLOAD THE MP3: Bottles of Beer - Single by Your Favorite Martian - Download Bottles of Beer - Single on iTunes

Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson
http://bit.ly/eBe5JE


********LYRICS*********

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."

I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.​
 

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Stewie Griffin said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t57BC4A_xjo
Click to expand...

Just a little tip here, if you take the youtube url:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t57BC4A_xjo

and delete the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= part, you are left with t57BC4A_xjo

which you can then insert in BBCode tags, by clicking on the
youtube.gif
button and putting the little bit of code (t57BC4A_xjo) between the sets of brackets.

You will be left with:

[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo[/YOUTUBE]

Tom

EDIT: Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong please! I haven't used the youtube tags in ages and it says "You messed up, try again"
 
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[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo[/YOUTUBE]

Not sure Tom, it worked for me.
 

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[YOUTUBE]pMNH_XeeXFw[/YOUTUBE]
 

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So it is not just me! I receive "You messed up try again" for every single video. People don't really seem to complain though. Do you get this message on absolutely every Youtube video posted here?
 

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[YOUTUBE]6GzOoyOOfqM[/YOUTUBE]
 

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tom982 said:
EDIT: Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong please! I haven't used the youtube tags in ages and it says "You messed up, try again"
Click to expand...

When I looked at your post the tag looked like this:-

[noparse]
[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo
[/YOUTUBE]

To work it needs to look like this (tags tight around the code):-

[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo[/YOUTUBE]
[/noparse]
 

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z3r010 said:
tom982 said:
EDIT: Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong please! I haven't used the youtube tags in ages and it says "You messed up, try again"
Click to expand...

When I looked at your post the tag looked like this:-

[noparse]
[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo
[/YOUTUBE]

To work it needs to look like this (tags tight around the code):-

[YOUTUBE]t57BC4A_xjo[/YOUTUBE]
[/noparse]
Click to expand...

Oh whoops, thanks John :) I didn't even notice the line break in there

Tom
 

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