Win $500 or a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

[Lebon14]

I used LOL BUILDER @ Icanhascheezburger

 

[TomW]

Re: Giving away $500 and a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

Buy it or I swear ta God I'll show you my neck!

 

[TomW]

"I HAVE a DREAM! Er, I mean, I HAD a DREAM!"

 

[Fastboy42]

Here's mine

Hey Have you seen our new commercial. If you haven't seen it go here

I'm not Getting payed to hold this up

 

[johngalt]

...and now, the device that will keep me and my kids and *their* kids rolling in millions....

See this device? It's gonna change the world. And that comes with a money back guarantee. Payable upon the demise of micro$oft

 

[CalebDK]

Hey, I found this in Bill's garage, lets call it ours!

 

[inc2000]

yes...yes!!! That Apple silhouette is actually calling me.

 

[inc2000]

Yes our 1st 'touch' and sniff' app..first scent is...White Washington Apple !!!!

 

[rive0108]

For all of you teenage parents out there, we include useful apps like " baby shaker"...just shake the phone like this until the baby stops crying... I ask you, from what other phone can you learn good parenting skills, and valuable life lessons like this? Let Apple be your guide. The iphone...making the world 'simpler' one child at a time...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_...e_app_after_child_welfare_groups_protest.html

 

[MrNeeds]

Introducing the new Iphone, yet another device from apple with a trendy I before it, it's just an Ipod with a Phone built in, no it's nothing like a blackberry, It's got half the functionality and costs twice as much, just like our overpriced Macbooks that are essentially Notebooks with a non functional operating system on them. Buy 5 or we will remove the only button that is on the mice of our current macbooks and mac desktop systems.

Welcome to the future, I can see these useless devices being the bain of everyones lives, just like Nintendo Wii fit boards, made for lazy people who can't be bothered going to the gym, this is the device to stop people thinking, welcome to simplicity.

 

[luckystar]

Re: Giving away $500 and a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

"This is the Itouch demonstration is'nt it... No!" :turnstosecretary:"Kill them!"

Ha HA, i have done it, the biggest scam known to man, and you will all buy or suffer my Apple wrath

 

[kokowheelman]

"Buy or Die"

"Instant noticeability, you attention whores"

 

[nate42nd]

Can someone here help me? I tried a hack from the web and broke my phone. Only my mother-in-law can call me now....That's why I have this look on my face.

Can anyone help me download the owners manual? It only came with an Apple bumper sticker and a note that says "You are now cool" I can't even turn it on.

 

[bassfisher6522]

Is it live or is it memorex.

 

[DC187]

Right who threw this at me!? Come on own up now!!!

 

[mattinahat]

Twice the price, half the functionality; that's 4x more!

You are on a date in a restaurant. A man is having a heart attack!

You simultaneously call emergency services while accessing Wikipedia for instructions on how to perform CPR. To keep the man’s wife from panicking, you calm her down by showing her amusing videos of cats wearing silly hats.

Oh, I was just doing what any super cool iPhone owner would do.

Last one isn't a witty quote or observation but it brought a smile to my face when I read it.

 

[Axon]

"Stay calm, they won't see I'm holding an iPod Touch instead of an iPhone..."

 

[kavita]

an apple a day, keeps the doctor away, but this apple iphone will surely take you to a doctor everyday.

 

[chinga69]

come on bill if your going to make an offer i know times are tough but do i seriously
look that dumb?

 

[DarkNovaGamer]

I swear! Its not a bomb! It plays music see? ... Maybe I shouldn't choose music that ticks..

Okay, I know it sucks, but iSuck is the name of our next product so I couldn't use it!

(iSuck at coming up with funny stuff so, I figured I'd try seeing as I could use $500 to pay off some things)