Your age by eating out

[echrada]

[FONT=&quot]YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]This is pretty neat [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]DON'T CHEAT[/FONT][FONT=&quot] BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST ! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot]Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]3. Add 5 [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]4. Multiply it by 50 [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]5. If you have already had your birthday this[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot]year add 1758... [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If you haven't, add 1757. [/FONT]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You should have a three digit number[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The first digit of this was your original number. ( I. e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The next two numbers are [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]YOUR AGE! ------ (Oh, YES!, it is!) [/FONT]

 

[sassofalco]

[FONT=&quot]YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT [/FONT]

This post should be headed;

"Secret Men's Business" ...Any male who divulges the contents of this post, to any female, is liable to suffer the severe penalty of emasculation, or at the very least, impotence!!

At last, we the male community have at our fingertips, the most simplest of methods by which, with cool charm and pretence of an interest in female eating habits or wishes, we are now able through a cunning and devious plan, to get a female to divulge her true age, completely oblivious to the reason for all these silly questions.

If interrogated by a female on the purpose of the questions, just do what comes naturally......lie!! Tell her that you are seeking to mathematically calculate when it's best to take her out to the new 'Vegan Tree Huggers' restaurant. :D Besides, she will also be most grateful for the two minutes of real interest that you have shown her, for the past three weeks, or so!!

 

[echrada]

Sorry Sassofalco you've been in Australia long enough to know that what is Men's business is definitely Women's Business, even the Dreamtime is not sacred!

 

[sassofalco]

Sorry Sassofalco you've been in Australia long enough to know that what is Men's business is definitely Women's Business, even the Dreamtime is not sacred!

So that's why half the sheilas are wannabe blokes, and half the blokes are wannabe sheilas in Aussie? Go figure!

Ahhhhh! But here in the mad tropics of Far North Queensland, things still cruise along, as in the times of Nineteen hundred forgotten, and dreams are still free!

 

[Joan Archer]

party: I've seen similar tricks like this before, it's still good though just wish that the number I wished for was true even though it was a small one