Win $500 or a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

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Contest and rules:

First prize is $500
Second Prize (runner up) is Vista Business Upgrade O/S DVD

Caption Competition
The contest is simple, post your funniest captions for the following picture, and Winner will be determined by VF Team, Mod, Admin.

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Contest will run for two weeks [ending midnight May 15th, EST]
Please post only your entries below.
note- Vistax64 reserves the right to add more prizes, modify contest, etc.

Maximum of two entrys per member.



$500 prize is courtesy of z3r010 the Admin here at Vistax64.com (paypal only)

Also I have a spare Vista Business 32-bit upgrade ($200 value), that I have never used, and wish to give away to a User who would like to have it.


Shipping will be through: USPS First-Class Mail® International Package or USPS in the US.


note-for those who need help with posting an entry (how to), click this link: http://www.vistax64.com/chillout-room/224765-apple-bashn-contest.html
 
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Re: Giving away $500 and a free copy of Vista Business (OEM) with COA product key

Example:​
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its just too slow.......can somebody get me a blackberry.
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No contracts, and Look, It'll even run Windows! (please buy one, or I'll cry!)...Mommieeee!!
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  • CPU
    T7600G Core2Duo 2.66 Ghz
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    Intel 945PM + ICH7 Chipset
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    4GB DDR2 PC2-5300 667MHz
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    Mobility Radeon x1900 256MB
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    Realtek HD
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    WUXGA 17"
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    1920X1200
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    640GB 7200RPM SATA/RAID 0 (2x320GB) and 320GB 7200RPM External
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    Wireless Microsoft 3000
    Internet Speed
    10 mbps/2 mbps
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    Optical Drive: Panasonic UJ-220 DL BD-RE (Blu-Ray)
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"Is it Just Me, or Does this Thing Break Easy"
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    Q9650 E0 4.0 GHz @1.304v
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    eVGA 750i FTW
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    2x2GB Corsair Dominator PC2-8500C5D
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    eVGA/MSI GTX 260 SLI
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    X-Fi XtremeGamer
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    Samsung T240 & 226BW
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    1920x1200 & 1680x1050
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    Seagate Cuda 500GB 32mb Cache SATA 7200.(11) + 500GB Seagate Cuda External eSATA, USB, FW400
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    PC P&C 750w Silencer PSU
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    CoolerMaster HAF 932 (Water-Cooled)
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    Plenty of Fans, and a few 230mm Fans
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    Airbot 2.0
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    Core i7 920 (D0) @ 4Ghz, 26c idle- 65c full load on air
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    Asus P6X58D Premium -Sata 6Gb/s - USB 3.0
    Memory
    12GB Corsair Dominator -CMD12GX3M6A1600C8
    Graphics card(s)
    EVGA Nvidia GTX 480 -Fermi
    Sound Card
    ASUS Xonar D2X
    Monitor(s) Displays
    LG 24" Flatron W2453V-PF Full HD 1080p 2ms response time
    Screen Resolution
    1920x1080@60hz
    Hard Drives
    1 OCZ Vertex2 180GB SSD 1 TB Samsung Spinpoint F1 7200RPM 32MB cache 2 500GB WD Caviar Blacks 7200RPM 32MB cache (WD5001AALS) Pioneer DVD Burner DVR-S18M
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    Corsair HX1000W
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    Cooler Master HAF 932
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    Case Fans -3 230mm, 1 140mm/CPU - Tuniq Tower 120 Extreme
    Mouse
    Logitech Wireless MK700
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    Logitech Wireless MK700
    Internet Speed
    100 MBPS DL 30.17Mbps UL 0.98Mbps
    Other Info
    Windows 7 Processor-7.7 RAM- 7.9 Graphics-7.9 Gaming Graphics- 7.9 HDD- 7.8 W.E.I final score= 7.7 Windows Vista=5.9
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I thought it did everything, so why doesn't it ring
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Is there any chance you can get windows mobile to run on this? the current OS just sucks
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  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Home
    Manufacturer/Model
    HP Envy x360 Convertible 15-bq0xx
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    AMD A9 Stoney Ridge Technology
    Motherboard
    HP 8312 (Socket FP4)
    Memory
    8.00GB Dual-Channel Unknown (?-0-0-0)
    Graphics card(s)
    Generic PnP Monitor (1920x1080@60Hz) 512MB ATI AMD Radeon R5
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    AMD High Definition Audio Device Realtek High Definition Aud
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    Generic PnP Monitor on AMD Radeon R5 Graphics
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    1920 x 1080
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    119GB SanDisk SD8SN8U-128G-1006 (SSD) 931GB Hitachi HGST HTS721010A9E630 (SATA
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    Standard PS/2 Keyboard
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    62.86Mbps down 18.19Mbps up
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    EPSON78D0CF (XP-332 335 Series) (Default Printer)
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Buy this or suffer the wrath of Apple!!!
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This Iphone...oh, god, I gotta go pee!!
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There are my two captions :)
 

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    Custom mATX
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    Kingston 8 GB DDR2 PC-6400
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    PNY NVIDIA GeForce 9400GT 512MB PCIe
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    Samsung 22", Samsung 24"
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    WD RE3 320GB (WD3202ABYS), Samsung SPINPOINT F1 640GB (HD642JJ) External Drives: WD MyBook Essentials 500GB, WD 120GB, an old Maxtor 80GB. Portables: Simpletech 160GB, WD Passport 250GB.
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    Corsair 620W modular
    Case
    CoolerMaster Elite 341 mATX
    Cooling
    Thermaltake TR2-R1
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    Microsoft Laser & Logitech Marble
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    HP Elite Keyboard
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    Cable
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    Printers: HP Photosmart C7280, Oki-Data 3400n, HP Officejet 4300
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this proves i'm cool, right?
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    Self Built
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    i7 3770K HT ON 4.7GHz
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    P8Z68 Deluxe Gen 3
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    8GB G.Skill Ripjaws X 2133mhz
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    2x Gigabyte GTX 670 OC WindForce SLI
    Sound Card
    X-FI Forte + ATH-AD900
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    x2 Dell U2410 / 58" Samsung / "40 Sony
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    1920*1200 / 1920x1080
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    Corsair AX1200W
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So, let me show you what the iPhone can do. If i just load this app up...oh, wait, it's crashed. Nevermind I'll get another one from over her...oh, we only brought this one to show? Err...
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The iPhone - has half the stuff other modern 3G phones has for twice the price!
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    ASUS Nvidia Geforce GTX470
    Sound Card
    ASUS Xonar DX
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    Dell 24" S2409W & Dell 20" E207WFP
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    Hard Drives
    750GB Western Digital Caviar Black & 500GB Samsung
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    Case
    Coolermaster Dominator 690 Nvidia Edition
    Cooling
    Zalman CNPS9700-NT Cooler, 6x 120mm Chassis Fans
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    Logitech G5 Laser Mouse (2007 edition)
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    Logitech G11 Keyboard
    Internet Speed
    100Mbps
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    abit airpace 54mbps wireless PCI-E x1 card
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wait, i was able to drink beer from it, why can't i cook food too?:sa:
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    On board upto 358 MB RAM
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    Onboard
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    15"
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    160 GB WDC
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    §ĮŁΣNŦ Д$$Д$$ĮN
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    EVGA Geforce GTX470 SC+
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    X-Fi Extreme Gamer Fatlity Edition
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    Samsung T200
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    1680x1050
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    WD 1TB RE3
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    Thermaltake Toughower 750w
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    NZXT Lexa Silver
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    Zalman CNPS10x Extreme
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    Razer Lycosa Mirror
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    My massive wifi antenna is in the post!

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    Nvidia GeForce 9800M GTS 1GB DDR3
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    LG 17" WUXGA TFT
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    1920x 1200
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    WD 2x500GB
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    notebook
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    BT/BD
The new version of the BlackBerry ----- It has all the features and a touch screen, the only difference is it just can't call or receive any calls. The only useful thing that it can do is take up space in your pocket.
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The iPhone = phonesize×2 + touchscreen -- networkconnection + a$59cap (:
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My Computers

System One System Two

  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Pro x64 Latest Release Preview
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    Acer G276HL 27", (DVi) + Samsung 39" HDTV (HDMI)
    Screen Resolution
    2 x 1920x1080 @50Hz
  • Manufacturer/Model
    Real World Computers (Custom by Me)
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    AMD FX8350 Vishera 8 Core @4GHz
    Motherboard
    Asus M5A78L-M USB3
    Memory
    32GB [4x8GB] DDR3 1600 MHz
    Sound Card
    ASUS Xoner DG + SPDIF to 5.1 System + HDMI
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Samsung 32" TV
    Screen Resolution
    1920 x 1080
    Hard Drives
    Internal Crucial CT256MX100SSD1 256GB SSD, Seagate ST2000DM001-1CH1 2TB, External (USB3) Seagate Backup+ Hub BK SCSI Disk 8TB 2.5/3.5 Hot Swap Cradle, USB3 + eSata (client HDDs) NAS 4TB
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    Aerocool Templarius Imperator 750W 80+ Silver
    Case
    AeroCool X-Warrior Red Devil Tower
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    Hyper103 CPU, Rear 120mm, Front 2x120mm, Side 2x120mm
    Internet Speed
    68 MB Down 18.5 MB Up
    Other Info
    Six Sensor Auto / Manual Digital cooling (Fan) control with Touch control Panel
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i what.... what is this piece of junk, can someone tell me why I'm holding this crap?
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OK I know it doesn't look like much but your kids will love it.
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System One

  • Manufacturer/Model
    HOME BREW
    CPU
    Core 2 E8500 3.16Ghz @ 4.05Ghz
    Motherboard
    EVGA NVIDIA NFORCE 750i SLI FTW
    Memory
    2x2Gb Patriot PC2-6400 LL
    Graphics card(s)
    Inno3D GeForce GTX260 216 SP
    Monitor(s) Displays
    ASUS VW222U 22" 2ms Response time
    Screen Resolution
    1680x1050
    Hard Drives
    SATA 150GB SATA II 250GB USB IDE 300GB Ext.
    PSU
    HYTEC 600W & Thermaltake Toughpower Power Express 650W
    Case
    Thermaltake Armor LCS (Liquid Cooling System)
    Cooling
    Liquid Cooling System
    Mouse
    Logitech G9 Gaming Mouse
    Keyboard
    Logitech G15 Gaming Keyboard
Beam me up Scotty................ Darn!! this thing was working yesterday
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qqq
 

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My Computer

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  • Manufacturer/Model
    Self build
    CPU
    Phenom II x4 Black Edition 940-Arctic-Cooling Freezer Xtreme
    Motherboard
    Asus M3A32-MVP Deluxe
    Memory
    8 gig Samsung PC800 RAM
    Graphics card(s)
    NVidia 9600gt
    Sound Card
    AD1988b
    Monitor(s) Displays
    22" TFT-MONITOR WIDESCREEN mit VGA/DVI 17" Video7 TFT
    Screen Resolution
    1680 : 1050 1280 : 1024
    Hard Drives
    Drive #1 - SAMSUNG HD252HJ (250 GB) Drive #2 - Hitachi HDT721010SLA360 (1000 GB) Drive #3 - SAMSUNG HD250HJ (250 GB) Drive #4 - SAMSUNG HD103UJ (1000 GB) External eSATA
    PSU
    Thermaltake Toughpower Cable Management 750W
    Case
    Enermax Chakra
    Cooling
    2x 120mm Front and Back 1x 250mm Side
    Mouse
    Easy Line Laser Mouse
    Keyboard
    Standard
    Internet Speed
    16000
    Other Info
    I have also used Fedora, Suse, Ubuntu Linux And all other Windows from 95 to date except ME
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I spent my whole life developing something this amazing, OK? So stop telling me how much better Bill's products are, and why mine suck! I'm trying to make a living here, and its people like you that make good products like this fail! So... please buy it...
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This is just like the Microsoft Surface, only its slower, has less features, and costs more.
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~Lordbob
 

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System One

  • Manufacturer/Model
    Custom
    CPU
    Intel Core 2 Quad Q8200 2.33GHz
    Motherboard
    ASUS P5QC
    Memory
    2x2GB
    Graphics card(s)
    NVidia GeForce 9500GT 1Gb
    Sound Card
    Mobo
    Monitor(s) Displays
    Samsung SyncMaster 206bw
    Screen Resolution
    1680x1050
    Hard Drives
    Samsung SP2514N ATA 250Gb 7200RPM Samsung [Model] 1Tb 7200RPM SATA2
    PSU
    Cooler Master Real Power Pro 750W
    Mouse
    Razer Lachesis
    Keyboard
    Razer Tarantula
    Internet Speed
    not fast enough
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